GodlessMotherFucker -- letters -- GodlessMotherFucker

Date: Sat, 7 Apr 2001 18:07:20 -0600
From: Rev GRC <haemmorhage@godlessmotherfucker.com>
Subject: question about your search engine capabilities
To: sales@trafficmagnet.net

I'm intrigued by a mass email I received today from your marketing
department and would appreciate a little clarification. I have the
domain name godlessmotherfucker.com and would like to reach the 300,000
search engines that email mentioned. I'm sure there's no question of
that capability but I'm curious if your product will let me
intentionally mislead people to my offensive website? I'd like to be
high on the list when people search for things like, "Jesus Christ,"
"Mickey Mouse," "christian values," and "children's art" as just a few
examples. Is this possible? As well, I'd like to disguise my domain name
until people reach it so they don't think they're going to a website
with the name www.godlessmotherfucker.com.

Well, any assistance would be greatly appreciated.

Revolution, n.:
In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
-- Ambrose Bierce