Subject: Re: twat
From: "El Rey" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Tue, December 10, 2002 5:05 pm
If you were within shooting distance I'd plug your limey ass for talking
that kind of bullshit about the motherfucking Osmonds. First I'd plug
your rectum with the barrel of my 45-caliber ghostmaker (which I
purchased from a trade show and thus did not have to pass the seven-day
waiting period to purchase.) Then I'd make you sing William Blake's
"Jerusalem" to the music of Britney's "From the Bottom
of My Broken
Heart" while wearing a Mag Thatcher mask. Then, of course, I'd
small intestine up through your mouth so you could taste what English
food tastes like to the rest of the world. That's what you get for
criticizing the motherfucking Osmonds, a motherfucking respectable Mormon
motherfucking family band with solid motherfucking religious values.
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> wow, how constructive of you, you managed to name some bad bands
> britian. whoop de fucking do.
> Our music must be bad cos Wham! are brits?
> judging by that, I'd say that all American music must be terrible,
> because NSYNC are american. And the backstreet boys. And Limp Bizkit.
> And Staind. And Puddle of Mudd. and destinys child, eminem, lil
> wow, britney spears, christina aguilera, jenifer lopez and last
> not least, THE MOTHERFUCKING OSMONDS, the original boy band, spawn
> It's typical though. The Romans occupied England for 450 years,
> there a trace of their cuisine left? No. name any roman cuisine
> we dont have, but ANYWHERE else in the world does. twat
> Not only has your entire country been brainwashed into thinking
> the best in the world, and nothing wrong is their fault. Example:
> Columbine some freak gets a gun and shoots at the kids in his school.
> Now, is this caused by A) the ease of access to guns to anyone,
> matter how wierd and psycotic they are in the country, or B) Marilyn
> Manson? Now I dont like MM, but really, cmon, is that the best
> you can come up with?
> Casey Chaos