Subject: Re: Dont bomb Engalnd, you may hurt the decent people nearby!
From: "El Rey"
Date: Tue, December 17, 2002 7:07 pm
Hey thanks, mack, I enjoyed this one. I need to clarify some things,
though. Every one of you bitches from Fog Country, be it England or
Scotland, thinks that because I make fun of England I must be
pro-American. I'm not, I just haven't gotten around to posting that rant
Second, FUCK Led Zeppelin and all those other blues-rock bands you
mentioned. Blues-rock played by pasty white island motherfuckers doesn't
sound too authentic to me, and it's actually worse in practice than in
theory when you have bony-ass queens like Mick Jagger and Robert Plant
prancing around in tights thinking they're black. I agree, America
pollutes the world with more shitty bands overall than any country, but
the irony of a cat from the country that brought us BIG COUNTRY bitching
about anyone else's music ain't lost on me.
Haggis-slurpin', bagpipe-suckin', kilt-wearin', golf-inventin'
> Date: Wed, 18 Dec 2002 00:51:24 +0000
> From: "Gregor Young" <*****@hotmail.com>
> Subject: Dont bomb Engalnd, you may hurt the decent people nearby!
> To: email@example.com
> In reply to your rant on english people ..
> I'm scottish and i fucking hate the english (so props for the thought) but to
> be quite honest your rant was bullshit. Most of your evidence for english
> people being such utter pricks was completely unfounded. For example, you slag
> off their music .. if there is anything that England has produced well its
> musicians, and great bands . Like Led Zeppelin (don t even try bitching about
> them), Cream, Rolling Stones, Deep Purple .. a little out dated now but these
> guys laid all the foundations for the stuff I m more than sure you listen to.
> And it s because of the USA and your bollocks reality-tv/making-the-band
> programmes (yes that s programmes and not programs) that the whole fucking
> music industry is a joke. Another small example: you mention Black Pudding as
> one of England s most terrible cuisine . well bullshit again, it s Scottish
> and it tastes great. I struggle to think of any food that actually originated
> in USA. And if you re one of those ignorant yank fuckers that thinks Scotland
> is a small village in the north of England (ye you know just outside Paris)
> then I don t know why I m wasting my time writing this.
> My point is English people are cunts because of the following .. arrogance,
> ignorance, rudeness, pretentiousness, loudness, blatant disregard for other
> nations and cultures (hence why they are hated everywhere they go), cricket,
> royalty, their complete inability to pronounce R s correctly and the fact that
> they all wish they were American.
> I like your site and I think you re funny, but you are just plain wrong with
> this one
> PS a wee note to all the English readers: Fuck off you guff bastards, get out
> of MY country!