Date: Mon, 2 Dec 2002 15:58:27 -0800 (PST)
From: el rey <email@example.com>
Subject: RE: we suck but you're worse
To: "Adam Marflitt" <adam_the_incontinent@*****.com>
Typical limey, using a moronic and senseless phrase
like "take the piss
out of" when the simple word "mock" would do. Limeys
like to use more
syllables than necessary because they love the sound of their own voices,
no matter how INANE their mutterings. As for beads on a stick, when
Romans discovered your bleak little island you people were hopping around
with sticks wearing nothing but blue paint yourselves, so eat shit.
"shit," I mean fish and chips.) I won't argue with you on
the Pistols --
they hated England more than I do. And Black Sabbath was cool too. But
Beatles did more to make rock and roll arrogant (i.e., English) than
other band in history. So fuck them; all they did was copy U.S. rockabilly
acts then rip off Dylan when they got bored with that. But nice hair,
Also, George W. Bush LOST the popular vote by
500,000. That he was appointed
by the conservative courts to settle the electoral dispute is a testament
to the glories of English Common Law, which our bullshit legal system
predicated upon. Anyway, fine with me if you hate America. I don't think
much of this shithole myself. I think we would have been a lot better
(and so would the natives) if superior France had beaten your asses
here when they had the chance, and THEY'd settled this place instead.
even the Spanish. Damn it, though, we got the worst. Nice job on discovering
aluminum, though. Perhaps your greatest act as a people.
And hey spotty, before you try to correct somebody's
English, you should
learn it yourself. Look at this fucking paragraph of yours:
"We gave you the language, all that "gas"
you put in your car, thats a
LIQUID, they tell you about that in high school, unless your in america,
in which case you get taught about how the education system gets fucked
to fill all the sports leagues. Centre, colour, metre, look them up
the ENGLISH!!!!! dictionary, its our language, speak it like its written
or we'll take it back."
Try learning about possessives in your own language,
limey -- and how to
use a apostrophe. You phrase "thats a LIQUID" should be "that's
"unless your in america" should be unless you're in america";
language" should be "it's our language"; and "speak
it like its written"
should be "speak it like it's written."
Anyway, thanks for the mail, and cheers, mate
-- as you cumrags like to say.
El Rey, King of England
"The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the
millstones of taxation and inflation."
-- V.I. Lenin
> -------- Original Message --------
> Subject: We suck... but, you're worse
> From: "Adam Marflitt" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
> Date: Mon, December 2, 2002 3:18 pm
> To: email@example.com
> Dear fat retarded racist (american for short)
> First of all have you ever been to liverpool, if you have would
> like your car back?
> I mean your country invented the phrase "friendly fire"
why would ANYONE
> need a phrase for being shot at by your own people? no wait......
> Seriously, we hate Liverpool, the current state of English "music"
> find it hard to believe that any country who's idea of culture
> ago was beads on a stick (really nice stick mind....) can take
> out of us.
> I dont think you can mock our music. the likes of Beatles, Sex
> and Black Sabbath are the most influential bands of all time in
> history of everything ever.
> U dont like english programmes? dont watch em then. I dont watch
> american crap apart from the simpsons, which takes the piss out
> america more than any other programme (except maybe south park,
> cool too)
> "Think of the droll, low-budget English sitcoms that clog
PBS like a
> diseased bowel these days. Why do we need to import fat, humorless
> people when our own government teems with the bastards"
> just swap the words "english" for "american",
and "PBS" for "cable" and
> you have the average english persons feelings about our TV at the
> "English Christians equated bathing with Roman debauchery
(read: fun) and
> sinfulness. Bathing was actually considered unhealthy at this point
> time, and anyone who's visited a few London pubs knows this attitude
> still persists."
> Err while you at the time were at the height of cleanliness with
> knowing about germs and so on......... and anyway, do americans
> decauchery means? I doubt it, this website i visit called someone
> and got a ton of mail saying how he had spelt insane wrongly. Goddam
> you. And by the way its called ALUMINIUM, we fucking found it,
> fucking named it. We gave you the language, all that "gas"
you put in
> your car, thats a LIQUID, they tell you about that in high school,
> unless your in america, in which case you get taught about how
> education system gets fucked to fill all the sports leagues. Centre,
> colour, metre, look them up in the ENGLISH!!!!! dictionary, its
> language, speak it like its written or we'll take it back.
> Oh yeah and the metric system, whats wrong with it, does it make
> sense, you suck, i can't get across how much i hate america and
> americans, i make mistakes, but i can admit to them.
> C'mon, you people elected George Bush! both of em!
> P.S. you're not even americans, native americans were indians,
> came from siberia, so you are either commmies or you are english,
> because we bought the place for 2 strings of beads and a bottle